A custom video from Javie & Kermit up to 30sec long. Order the video and then email firstname.lastname@example.org with your name, and let me know what you're looking for. Is it your friends birthday and you want Kermit to say happy birthday? Perhaps your friend is sick and they need a little pick me up from Kermit and I.
(Javi & Kermit reserves the right to deny any requests if they go against moral beliefs or are just gross)